Bike riding observations from an overweight bicycle novice . . .
1/4th of a mile is the maximum distance that I can ride before I peel off the dead bug that
splattered on the bridge of my nose right between my eyes while wearing no glasses
You might be an overweight bike rider if . . . --You have the tires at 120 psi (max 130 psi) and you
still are riding on the rims -Your seatpost has suspension even though you don't have a suspension
seat post -Your tummy is resting on the top tube while you are riding in the hoods -You apply
maximum pressure to the front brake only, and you flip over backwards
When riding just after it rains and you get off of your bike, that stripe of dirt/mud that goes
right up the back of your saddle bag and the back of your seat more than likely continues up the
back of your shirt. That explains some of the looks that I was getting in Wal-Mart.
The bike shop owner needs to speak in complete sentences. He told me that when I need to stop (first
time with clip-in pedals/shoes), to unclip my left shoe and stop while being supported with my left
foot down on the ground while the right shoe is still clipped in. Seems like good advice. The part
of the sentence that he left out is, "if something gets your attention back over your right shoulder
and you turn to look, don't get too much weight over on that side of the bike because you will take
a nose dive". How I kept from falling over is beyond me as I turned to look. Being overweight has
it's advantages I guess.
I appreciate all of the suggestions that I should rent my back out for advertising while I ride due
to huge amount of space