(an Aggie is anyone associated with Texas A & M University)
After having their 11th child, an Aggie couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide trailer). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Aggie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" So, the couple drove to
Lufkin to get a second opinion.
The Lufkin physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he realized that they were Aggies. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ",
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.…