No Com Road Racing

By the directness of these answers to Al's questions I can safely
assume 2 things:
1. That the NoCom team is a closely guarded secret, preparing to take
the cycling world by storm
*OR*
2. A lot of Hooey
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:45:17 GMT, Johnny NoCom <"Johnny

NoCom'@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com said:

Al Kubeluis said:

Hi Johnny/Ed/Kevin/?,

Those No Com's are sure beautiful.

I have several questions about their race performance on roads, and
would appreciate your and No Com racers comments.

1. What Eurpoean, Canadian, USA 2004 road races did No Com's race in and
how did they do? (Links to results?)

2. What European, Canadian, USA 2005 road races will No Com's race in?

3. Who are the Velocraft race team members?

4. Are there plans to do serious mountain races, as stages of the Tour
de France?

Al Kubeluis

Al,

The NoCom which is The Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe© is a
beauty.
In answer to your questions.

1. The NoComs have won many road races in Europe Canada and the USA. The
OLN-Outdoor Life Network will be hosting a one hour special in April about
Johnny NoCom® and The Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe©. There is a
15 minute in the show about all the race victories Team NoCom® has won
worldwide. Watch the OLN special and you see for yourself.

2. My understanding is race results will be posted at VeloNews, WISIL,
A.R.B.R. and BROL for the 2005 season. Currently we are all living in 2004
not 2005. You will find out 2005 Team NoCom® racing details when the 2005
racing season begins.

3. There are many Team NoCom® racers. If you buy one of the Johnny NoCom®
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe© calendars from the Johnny NoCom®
web site coming soon you will see who the elite team members are.

4. Team NoCom® will be racing events and setting speed records world wide.
Team NoCom® will set new standards for Stock racing speeds unlike the over
rated, over hyped, untruthful performance of the Fat Ol Geezer clan on High
SlowGoWalkers.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom®
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe©

Allison Manning said:

By the directness of these answers to Al's questions I can safely
assume 2 things:
1. That the NoCom team is a closely guarded secret, preparing to

take

Quoted message said:

the cycling world by storm
*OR*
2. A lot of Hooey
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:45:17 GMT, Johnny NoCom <"Johnny
NoCom"@The-Fastest-Bike-In-the-Universe.Com> wrote:

Allison,

I'd stick with #2. That would be my choice anyway.

Tom

Allison Manning said:

By the directness of these answers to Al's questions I can safely
assume 2 things:
1. That the NoCom team is a closely guarded secret, preparing to take
the cycling world by storm
*OR*
2. A lot of Hooey

I suppose you also don't believe in Fabrizio Mazzoleni.

--
Tom Sherman - Near Rock Island

Tom Sherman said:

Allison Manning said:

By the directness of these answers to Al's questions I can safely
assume 2 things:
1. That the NoCom team is a closely guarded secret, preparing to take
the cycling world by storm
*OR*
2. A lot of Hooey

I suppose you also don't believe in Fabrizio Mazzoleni.

Next thing you'll try to do is question whether or not Santa Claus
exists. Harumph.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame