Nike KILLS!

Quoted message said:

That's right folks, you read it here first. We've been studying Nikes
for years now, and it has become apparent by the numbers that Nikes
kill. In all of our studys, in every single one, Nikes killed the
wearer. Not ONE SINGLE PERSON who wore them DIDN'T die! So there you
have it, proof positive that Nikes kill.
Heed the warning.
Dr Espera Megadosa PHD, NYU, KYJELLY, FO,FU,and KMA.

Never argue with a doctor who has a degree in KYJELLY.

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Never argue with a doctor who has a degree in KYJELLY.

I agree, I would think he could hurt you, real bad...

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Quoted message said:

That's right folks, you read it here first. We've been studying Nikes
for years now, and it has become apparent by the numbers that Nikes
kill. In all of our studys, in every single one, Nikes killed the
wearer. Not ONE SINGLE PERSON who wore them DIDN'T die! So there you
have it, proof positive that Nikes kill.
Heed the warning.
Dr Espera Megadosa PHD, NYU, KYJELLY, FO,FU,and KMA.

I have proof that Nike kills. I wear Nike and I have no life.

THE VICAR said:

I wear Nike and I have no life.

Then I can ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, WITHOUT A DOUBT, tell you that you
will die. See what you get for wearing nikes??????'[''