New Product!

Just zis Guy said:

You saw it here first:

<url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/Web/public.nsf/Documents/Cagerscope>

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Cool! I want one!

But does it also include a CagerSlim(tm) attachment, which "allows any car to pass through any gap
simply by forcing cyclists and other debris into the gutter as you pass"?

By any chance?

Simon

Just zis Guy said:

You saw it here first:

<url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/Web/public.nsf/Documents/Cagerscope>

You need to get out and ride if you've got that much spare time on your hands ;-)

Tony

It should also come with a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses. That
way you can be assured of never witnessing a motor vehicle ignoring a red traffic light. Available
from all good opticians, most [censored] ones and BMW main dealers. But not on this planet, obv.

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

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Quoted message said:

You need to get out and ride if you've got that much spare time on your

hands

I did it in the five minutes while I was waiting for the glue to dry on a puncture repair :-/

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