New cycling disease

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a naturally-
occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of
craft natural remedy companies. By replacing the
traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these devices, and
after a short period of adjustment for the growth of new
"bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no recurrence
of former problems.

Those types are what are known as 'gimps', best just to stay
far away from them.

Find a real group of cyclists, and soon you will forget
about those sad people.

LOL

You forgot the psychosocial side effects: Laid back,
looking upward, hands casually draped over bars forces
rider into a befriending position not normally seen in
society since television and air conditioning eliminated
the front porch glider.

Hence, rider finds himself in unexpectedly pleasant
predicament of receiving and giving twice or more as many
friendly waves and greetings as he once gave from the
hunched over "boxing stance" of a road cyclist.

What we have yet to explain though is the threefold
reduction in harassment by motorists. Some plausible
hypothesis are:

1. Novelty of recumbent orthotic device distracts angry
motorists.
2. Not waiving one's hind quarters at drivers insults
them less.
3. More friendly position is returned in kind.
4. Higher speed of recumbent transport results in less
diver frustration.

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote
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<url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public.nsf/Docum-
ents/Upritis>

/Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition
affecting certain cyclists. The symptoms include:

- wrist pain
- shoulder pain
- neck pain
- back pain
- saddle sores

A number of palliative measures have been produced over
the years, including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these
have only ever served to mask the symptoms, not cure the
problem.

New research from the University of Falmouth has shown
that a permanent cure can be effected. There are a few
mild side effects, such as inane grins and the tendency to
utter "rebel yells" when travelling downhill, but those
treated in the main report complete satisfaction (except
when climbing long hills) and no return of their symptoms.

The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a naturally-
occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of
craft natural remedy companies. By replacing the
traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these devices, and
after a short period of adjustment for the growth of new
"bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no recurrence
of former problems.

Guy
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88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
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"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>
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The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a
number of craft natural remedy companies. By replacing
the traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these
devices, and after a short period of adjustment for the
growth of new "bent leg muscless", the rider is left
with no recurrence of former problems.

Those types are what are known as 'gimps', best just to
stay far away from them. ^^^^^^

You obviously mean the ones riding the up-wrongs, right?

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Find a real group of cyclists, and soon you will forget
about those sad people.

Uh, Fablioso, this IS about REAL riders on REAL bikes and
not the imaginary ramblings of wanna-be's . . . like you 🙂

Please though, do tell us of another team and another race
where there is absolutely no mention of you . . . at all . .
. again (or should that be "still"?)