Sraight from his special undercover reporter:
Davey can now reveal that the Peloton is 100% clean.
There was not and is not any doping at Kelme. Nor at Cofidis; and None at Cookies FDJeux.com either.
It's all a vicious plot hatched by the Navigators' Sponsors to get their lads a ride in the Tour de Farce come July.
An unnamed but usually reliable source confided that the Navigators' Sponsors agents provocateurs will keep leaking forged documents and putative phone intercepts until Jean-Marie le Wanc will have no alternative but to invite the Navigators if he wants a full field for his Midsummer Madness.
Kirk O'Bee, Ciaran Power, Henk Vogels, Siro Camponogara, Mark Walters and David McKenzie are reported to be preselected for the Tour Squad and are putting in some non too strenuous klicks currently in some of the Flanders events.
But keep this to yourself, OK???
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Davey Crockett
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