My Brat-Buddy Jan and Me

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Quoted message said:

Me---------------------------------Jan---------------------
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18 lbs overweight 10.8 + lbs overweight
(According to DS Riis)

Preparing for a difficult Same
race in a little over a month

Attempting to starve myself and
train low-intensity to lose lard ???????

Not in a prison or other Same
controlled environment where
food intake can be controlled.
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JAN!!!! Don't make a boring TDF!! Lose the LARD!!!!!!!!!

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My suggestion: Hire a full time live-in monitor and have Jan weighed every

4 hours.

Quoted message said:

Have a nutritionist on call.

The when he says " I need zis Worst to keep my strength up"
The handler calls the nutritionist who says
" No you don't"
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One word....liposuction.

remove the polite word to reply said:

Me---------------------------------Jan---------------------
===========================================
18 lbs overweight 10.8 + lbs overweight
(According to DS Riis)

Preparing for a difficult Same
race in a little over a month

Attempting to starve myself and
train low-intensity to lose lard ???????

Not in a prison or other Same
controlled environment where
food intake can be controlled.
===========================================

JAN!!!! Don't make a boring TDF!! Lose the LARD!!!!!!!!!

I don't think we'll need to rely on Jan "Bier und Brats" Ullrich to make
the TdF exciting. I think May, Hamilton (assuming Zulle doesn't crash
him or run him over) and Heras will do a fine job of that, plus there's
always the odd chance of some talent arising from unexpected quarters.

Quoted message said:

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My suggestion: Hire a full time live-in monitor and have Jan weighed every 4 hours.
Have a nutritionist on call.

The when he says " I need zis Worst to keep my strength up"
The handler calls the nutritionist who says
" No you don't"
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"No you don't" isn't going to stop him as effecively as a cattle prod.

"Nein! Nicht essen!" *FABA DABA ZAP*

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Richard Adams said:

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Damn! Someone had **way** too much time on their hands. Not that I'm
complaining, mind you...

--
tanx,
Howard

"Copper will never be gold"
Shellac

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Richard Adams said:

I don't think we'll need to rely on Jan "Bier und Brats" Ullrich to make
the TdF exciting. I think May, Hamilton (assuming Zulle doesn't crash
him or run him over) and Heras will do a fine job of that, plus there's
always the odd chance of some talent arising from unexpected quarters.

Not odd at all... it happens all the time. Usually someone who has done
well in several races in the months leading up to the Tour, but didn't
show up on radar screens as -that- kind of rider...

-Sonarrat.