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Mugging Your Congressman

Guest · 2002-05-29T17:19:19+00:00

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!" ;D

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29 May 2002, 17:19 UTC #1

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a
United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
;D

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