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Keep your Pfizer Stock!
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: "MOUNT & DO."
small change said:
Keep your Pfizer Stock!Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: "MOUNT & DO."
Alright, that's enough Sorni.
I predict (hehehe... get it) people getting killed from this poison. Just
imagine teenage boys accidentally grabbing the *wrong* Dew can just before
hitting the gym locker room showers.
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