Drivers, do you hate cyclists?
Cyclists, the menace of the roads. There you are driving along quite the thing when all of a sudden you approach a cyclist doing a feeble 18 miles per hour. On a single track road we (drivers) have to sit behind these road hogs for miles until we find a passing place. Sometimes they cycle 2 or 3 abreast taking up a full lane! What thoughtless people.
Why not buy a mountain bike and get off-road. Leave the roads to the drivers and you cyclist can have the mud and lumpy fields.
Recumbent cyclists are the worst. You can’t even see them in heavy traffic and it’s only when you are driving around Manchester city centre that you actually encounter them, never on a quiet country road and the only time you know you have encountered one is when you hear the screams and sound of crunching bones and metal spokes.
So, if any of you motorists are sick of the scourge of cyclists with their namby-pamby keep fit ideas then post your grievance here…
Down with cycling…booooo…!!