This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing.
She had seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all
the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen
lake.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
cut in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens,
the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of
the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to
cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK!!"
;D