Misty May in jail

Can I get a copy of the videotape, Bill?

TRRABR

(Bethowmuch) said:

Great Cesar's Ghost, Misty May has been apprehended and thrown in the slammer
by Greek authorities after allegedly molesting an animal. The newest heart
throb of the TV Guide Channel was arrested after it was discovered she had
molested a bull belonging to a local farmer. When the farmer discovered her,
she had one leg mid-thigh deep in the bull's rectum. Authorities said she had
come unglued after finding out she was responsible for the death of Spain's
bull which was to be used in the bull fighting event. She decided to molest a
replacement bull and said she thought if she corn hoed the beast it would make
him mean. As it turned out the bull apparently discovered a new form of
pleasure and has reportedly been seen squatting over a fire hydrant and a UPS
drop box and was bouncing up and down over them both with a wild look in his
eye. When last seen the bull had a lusty look about him and was in hot pursuit
of a Mini-Cooper loaded with a bunch of limeys suffering from gin intoxication.