Millar's "Souvenirs!"

Steve McGinty said:

NEIL DRYSDALE July 02 2004

When David Millar's lawyer, Paul-Albert Iweins, issued an explanation
last night for why empty syringes had been found in his client's
Biarritz flat "He was keeping them as souvenirs" it was almost
enough for neutral observers to turn into Homer Simpson and utter an
almighty "Doh!"

http://www.theherald.co.uk/sport/19290.html

Regards!
Stephen

Certainly does sound like one of the outlandish excuses Homer would cook up.

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Steve McGinty said:

NEIL DRYSDALE July 02 2004

When David Millar's lawyer, Paul-Albert Iweins, issued an explanation
last night for why empty syringes had been found in his client's
Biarritz flat "He was keeping them as souvenirs" it was almost
enough for neutral observers to turn into Homer Simpson and utter an
almighty "Doh!"

http://www.theherald.co.uk/sport/19290.html

Regards!
Stephen

Certainly does sound like one of the outlandish excuses Homer would cook up.

Goddamm.

You two are [censored] dumbasses.

Millar's excuse does not compare to the all-time great: "the drugs were for my dog".

K. Gringioni