In my years of being an unlicensed radio sex therapist I have never seen a
more obvious case of [censored] jealousy than Mike Vandeman. He must have never
done it in the butt, because he has some definite tension build-up that a
good piece of butt could cure. I know he may be an old man, but if the
little blue pill is good enough for Leon Phelps, it's definitely good enough
for Mike Vandeman. Although, with his obviously tiny [censored], he should only
need to lick the viagra dust off the cap to get the desired effect. Now, I'm
not a licensed professional but I have done enough bus station skanks in my
time to know when someone is trying to oil me up...and Mike, that's just not
cool. See Mike, the Ladies Man knows your frustration because I have gone a
couple days between gettin' some butt from time to time. Granted, the last
you probably did it in the butt was when Cher was still all natural, but
it's just like riding a lubed up mountain bike. Just get on and start
pedalling and pumpin away. See Mike we're too much alike, actually, that's
not true at all. I have a [censored] that makes women scream in pleasure, while
your [censored] probably gives them headaches from all the squinting they have to
do to see it but it's all the same. I wouldn't be posting if I didn't care.
Pass the Corvoisier!
Leon Phelps not a Ph.D. "The Ladies Man"