more obvious case of [censored] jealousy than Mike Vandeman. He
must have never done it in the butt, because he has some
definite tension build-up that a good piece of butt could
cure. I know he may be an old man, but if the little blue
pill is good enough for Leon Phelps, it's definitely good
enough for Mike Vandeman. Although, with his obviously tiny
[censored], he should only
not a licensed professional but I have done enough bus
station skanks in my time to know when someone is trying to
oil me up...and Mike, that's just not cool. See Mike, the
Ladies Man knows your frustration because I have gone a
couple days between gettin' some butt from time to time.
Granted, the last you probably did it in the butt was when
Cher was still all natural, but it's just like riding a
lubed up mountain bike. Just get on and start pedalling and
pumpin away. See Mike we're too much alike, actually, that's
not true at all. I have a [censored] that makes women scream in
pleasure, while your [censored] probably gives them headaches from
all the squinting they have to do to see it but it's all the
same. I wouldn't be posting if I didn't care. Pass the
Corvoisier!
Leon Phelps not a Ph.D. "The Ladies Man"