Curtis L. Russell wrote:
> On 11 May 2007 18:38:15 GMT, William Asher <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Never forget, never forgive, never apologize, never agree, but above
>>all, obey the six, seven, or eight, commandments. I've lost count.
>
> If you obey the commandments you like, that's all a reasonable person
> could ask.
>
> Now I'm going back to rewrite a Simon and Garfunkle song to include,
> "I've been puerto'd"; leaning toward, "I been Rolling Stoned and
> Puerto'd till I'm blind."
That seems severe. Maybe you could just Puerto until you need glasses.
--
Bill Asher
Gee but it's great to race bikes
Bikes are where I wanna be, man
I've been on the road so long my friend
And if you raced along
They will come and make you pee
It's the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get Puerto'd
Tested,
And they won't let me ride in the classics
And I'm one drug away from a positive
Two drugs away from the podium
Just trying to keep the sponsorship satisfied
Satisfied
Director Sportif said to me
Don't tell me what you done today boy
Just pee in the cup and pray
You ain't in trouble boy
Your hematocrit is out the door
It's the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get Puerto'd
Busted,
And they won't let me ride in the classics
And I'm one drug away from a positive
Two drugs away from the podium
Just trying to keep the sponsorship satisfied
Satisfied