I'm glad to see you're back, refreshed and invigorated, to continue with your inspired mission. Sadly - and I don't want to appear too critical here (as Timmy says, I'll take all the readers I can get) - your work appears to have fallen into a pit of repetition. Yunno, the "you're my [censored]...I'm a mirror...the puppet master...you're Fraser Edwards...etc" sort of thing. Whilst undoubtedly true, this neither entertains me nor the rec.runners. I can't think of any clever replies if you keep saying the same thing over and over again. Even my well runs dry eventually. This was part of your plan, right?
Accordingly, until matters improve - i.e. you come up with something challenging/amusing/unusual - I shall continue to read all of your missives but will confine myself to one reply per week, just to show I still care. Remember, I'll still be seething with rage and frustration at your cunning put-downs. One reply per week will give me more time to do your work justice, that's all.
Well, Fraser knows how to look up Morse code pages and push the dot button. That was dolt you idiot not dot. No I'm not bothering to look it up. I already know it is tripe. It came from you.