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Magnets WORK! I have PROOF!

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  1. I've been dealing with a nasty cold for 3 or 4 days. Last night, my
    son found a couple of those tiny rare-earth magnets, and I stuck them
    to my left earlobe for a few minutes, kind of like a clip-on earring.

    Lo and behold! This morning I feel better! Incontrovertible proof
    that magnets strengthen the immune system and cure the common cold!

    Mark, MD

    (And don't give me any guff about the "natural course of a viral
    illness" or "maybe the cold medicine had something to do with it" or
    "anecdotes don't equal proof" -- I know what happened to me because I
    have ACTUAL EXPERIENCE!!)

  2. Quoted message said:

    I've been dealing with a nasty cold for 3 or 4 days. Last night, my
    son found a couple of those tiny rare-earth magnets, and I stuck them
    to my left earlobe for a few minutes, kind of like a clip-on earring.

    Lo and behold! This morning I feel better! Incontrovertible proof
    that magnets strengthen the immune system and cure the common cold!

    Mark, MD

    (And don't give me any guff about the "natural course of a viral
    illness" or "maybe the cold medicine had something to do with it" or
    "anecdotes don't equal proof" -- I know what happened to me because I
    have ACTUAL EXPERIENCE!!)

    Mark, while it was, in essence, the application of the magnets which cured you
    & fixed the underlying problem (toxin-compromised immune system), the mechanism
    of action was not magnetism, per se. Your son has powerful psychic powers,
    just like Low-Life Dave's Naturopath, and he intuitively applied the magnets to
    the precise aricular _Acupuncture_ points.

  3. (Ilsa9) said:

    Naturopath, and he intuitively applied the magnets to
    the precise aricular _Acupuncture_ points.

    Dear Mrs. Ilsa9,

    pieces of wood have just the very same efficacy.

    Regards,

    Aribert Deckers
    --
    POLICE - POLIZEI - POLITIE - POLICIA

    http://www.ariplex.com/ama/amapolis.htm

  4. (Mark) said:

    I've been dealing with a nasty cold for 3 or 4 days. Last night, my
    son found a couple of those tiny rare-earth magnets, and I stuck them
    to my left earlobe for a few minutes, kind of like a clip-on earring.

    Lo and behold! This morning I feel better! Incontrovertible proof
    that magnets strengthen the immune system and cure the common cold!

    Mark, MD

    (And don't give me any guff about the "natural course of a viral
    illness" or "maybe the cold medicine had something to do with it" or
    "anecdotes don't equal proof" -- I know what happened to me because I
    have ACTUAL EXPERIENCE!!)

    I like it !

    Where can I get some tiny rare-earth magnet earrings ?
    I only have one pierced ear so...

    ;o)

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