What's all this Malarkey 'bout Museeuw being the Lion of Flanderz.
I always thought that Eye-Talian guy, Fiorenzo Magni was the Lion of Flanderz, although he sometimes
let the Planckaertz borrow the title for special occasions.
Anyway, Museeuw isn't on Davey's Christmas Card list anymore after the 1996 Pascale. Jeeperz, when
WankerBoy Squinzi phones Patrick Lefevere on the car phone and tells him what the finishing order is
to be, Davey sez ''F!rk this for a Game of Toy Soldierz.''
They should at least have let the lads sprint it out.
Jeeperz, Tafi and Bortolami still have nightmares about that sell out.
And in any case, Ballerini should have been protected that day. It was his right, even though he did
flat three times in 12 klicks, he still finished fifth, and then Squinzi would have had the top 4
spots. Peeters was too far back for them to sweep the first five.
OK. Rant is over. Back on yer heads.
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le vent a Dos
Davey Crockett