Liberator:
The Evil Virginia Newbon has captured and entered the body of Ride-A-Lot.
Why else would he stalk you through malls, call the police and mock your every breath.
Now is the time to act to free yourself.
You know WHO must be done.
You know WHAT must be done.
WHEN is at your discretion, but you must act soon.
You know WHERE to start.
You know WHY it must be done.
HOW it is done is your pleasure.
Liberator...heed my words....the path to freedom is at your feet.
Regards,
Your Lord and Protector,
King Alfred
Son of Virtue
Father of Pain