Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as getting a woman for a Liberal MP. I sent in the following response:
"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and thought he might benefit from the exercise!"
Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as getting a woman for a Liberal MP. I sent in the following response:
"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and thought he might benefit from the exercise!"
I think Jezza's attempt at humour was funnier than Simon's :-)
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Simon Mason said:
Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as getting a woman for a Liberal MP. I sent in the following response:
"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and thought he might benefit from the exercise!"
I think Jezza's attempt at humour was funnier than Simon's :-)
Well, he gets paid to be "funny". :-) My sides are still splitting from his threat to run over cyclists for fun.