LANDIS! Lying?

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 19:33:15 GMT, Bill Baka <[email hidden]>
wrote:

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Quoted message said:

I really am not trying to be a troll, although my MTB Huffy riding has
gotten me less than a serious cyclist reputation here. My bad habit is
responding to the real trolls like Dolan, Brickston, Vandeman, etc.
My riding is just unorthodox compared to the roadies. I find a trail and
forget the road. When I run out of ridable trail I carry the bike.
I am in the country, not the city, so there are plenty of dirt trails.
Bill Baka

C'mon, Billy... you know full well that the primary source of your
problem is your tall tales and secondarily is your apparent inability
to confirm any of them as being truthful.

For example, your downhill ride at 50 MPH on a tricycle at four and a
half years of age? Only when beat up by ten or so responders to this
bs story proved to you that it was an impossible occurence did you
finally admit that it was a lie. So, when you then claim to outrun the
cops at close to 200 MPH, one tends to not believe it. Or the wheelies
at 120 MPH, etc., etc., etc.

Bill Baka said:

D2 said:

Well, I don't know about Armstrong or Landis vis a vis the doping
scandals but I'm fairly certain that if a recreational rider could get
their hands on the dope you're obviously taking, they could pedal to
the moon on a rusty Huffy.

Get well soon.

PS Lay off the CAPS, it makes you read like a troll . . . . .oh,
nevermind.

It has been brought to attention medically that heavy dopers, weight
lifters in particular, set themselves up for all kinds of problems later
in life, like early heart attacks, strokes, and things that you would
normally expect to happen to much older people.
Is winning worth 10 or more years off your lifetime?

A lot of competitive cyclists are set up to have health problems right now. Guys
like Rasmussen and Hamilton are simply not healthy.

Frankly I'd consider being a doped GC man like basso or ullrich to be healthier
than being an impaired immune system, low bone density skeletal climber.

Ron

RonSonic said:

Bill Baka said:

D2 said:

Well, I don't know about Armstrong or Landis vis a vis the doping
scandals but I'm fairly certain that if a recreational rider could get
their hands on the dope you're obviously taking, they could pedal to
the moon on a rusty Huffy.

Get well soon.

PS Lay off the CAPS, it makes you read like a troll . . . . .oh,
nevermind.

It has been brought to attention medically that heavy dopers, weight
lifters in particular, set themselves up for all kinds of problems later
in life, like early heart attacks, strokes, and things that you would
normally expect to happen to much older people.
Is winning worth 10 or more years off your lifetime?

A lot of competitive cyclists are set up to have health problems right now. Guys
like Rasmussen and Hamilton are simply not healthy.

Frankly I'd consider being a doped GC man like basso or ullrich to be healthier
than being an impaired immune system, low bone density skeletal climber.

Ron

I don't even like to take Aspirin, although my doctor recommended it
after my Cholesterol came in at 201. Who is he kidding? 201 is high?
Bill Baka

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:17:46 GMT, a totally obsessed, R Brickston
<rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@> felt compelled to write:

Quoted message said:

For example, your downhill ride at 50 MPH on a tricycle at four and a
half years of age? Only when beat up by ten or so responders to this
bs story proved to you that it was an impossible occurence did you
finally admit that it was a lie. So, when you then claim to outrun the
cops at close to 200 MPH, one tends to not believe it. Or the wheelies
at 120 MPH, etc., etc., etc.

So what?

Let him babble. Take it for what it's worth.

Your constantly sniffing his butt and the ensuing pissing-contests
are not productive.
--
zk

On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:17:18 -0700, Zoot Katz <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:17:46 GMT, a totally obsessed, R Brickston
<rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@> felt compelled to write:

Quoted message said:

For example, your downhill ride at 50 MPH on a tricycle at four and a
half years of age? Only when beat up by ten or so responders to this
bs story proved to you that it was an impossible occurence did you
finally admit that it was a lie. So, when you then claim to outrun the
cops at close to 200 MPH, one tends to not believe it. Or the wheelies
at 120 MPH, etc., etc., etc.

So what?

Let him babble. Take it for what it's worth.

Your constantly sniffing his butt and the ensuing pissing-contests
are not productive.

Well, quit sniffing mine.

Bill Baka said:

It has been brought to attention medically that heavy dopers, weight
lifters in particular, set themselves up for all kinds of problems later
in life, like early heart attacks, strokes, and things that you would
normally expect to happen to much older people.
Is winning worth 10 or more years off your lifetime?

Working 16-hour days, not eating well, and not exercising, which might
fairly be said to be the *real* (remember paradigms?) of the working
world-- what's so freaking healthy about that?

It wasn't too long ago that the 65 year old mandatory retirement age
saved employers a lot of money.

Damn Boomers. Slacked and survived... --D-y

Quoted message said:

Bill Baka said:

It has been brought to attention medically that heavy dopers, weight
lifters in particular, set themselves up for all kinds of problems later
in life, like early heart attacks, strokes, and things that you would
normally expect to happen to much older people.
Is winning worth 10 or more years off your lifetime?

Working 16-hour days, not eating well, and not exercising, which might
fairly be said to be the *real* (remember paradigms?) of the working
world-- what's so freaking healthy about that?

It wasn't too long ago that the 65 year old mandatory retirement age
saved employers a lot of money.

Damn Boomers. Slacked and survived... --D-y

Did ya see that Floyd was reported to have artificial Testasterone in
him??

CYA Floyd!!

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.

Sojourner

Sojourner said:

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Nyuk nyuk. Good 'un.

Testicular cancer, brain lesions (cancer), lungs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Armstrong

Lance has talked about the lack of research into metastasis IRT the
LAF. --D-y

R Brickston said:

On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:17:18 -0700, Zoot Katz <[email hidden]>
wrote (of Bill Baka):

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Let him babble. Take it for what it's worth.

Your constantly sniffing his butt and the ensuing pissing-contests
are not productive.

Quoted message said:

Well, quit sniffing mine.

Snooty Putz, who's about as left-wing as they come, has a strange affinity
for Iron Bill Baka, who says such syrupy sweet liberal things as "The US
should deport everyone with a Muslim name like Ali" and "we should just nuke
the M/E and take all the oil for ourselves" -- not to mention, of course,
his overtly racist views re. Mexicans.

It's an /interesting/ alliance, to say the least.

Qui si parla Campagnolo-www.vecchios.com said:

Did ya see that Floyd was reported to have artificial Testasterone in
him??

CYA Floyd!!

Easier to charge sabotage and/or contamination?

PS: "Testasterone" -- hormone produced by driving a really fast Italian
car?

:-P

Sojourner said:

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

It spread throughout his body, including brain, lungs and lymph nodes IIRC.

Bill Sornson said:

Sojourner said:

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

It spread throughout his body, including brain, lungs and lymph nodes IIRC.

Yup, but it was testicular cancer that spread.

http://tcrc.acor.org/lance.html

Sojourner

On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:15:23 GMT, Bill Baka <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I don't even like to take Aspirin, although my doctor recommended it
after my Cholesterol came in at 201. Who is he kidding? 201 is high?
Bill Baka

Well, thanks for sharing.

Life is Good!
Jeff

Sojourner said:

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron

RonSonic said:

Sojourner said:

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron

And they used those units to attack the WTC and the Pentagon...

RonSonic said:

Sojourner said:

Quoted message said:

And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?

Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron

And they used those units to attack the WTC and the Pentagon...

RonSonic said:

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Don't worry. We are the gubmint, and we know where you are. Don't
struggle when the black helicopters land on your lawn. Resistance is
futile. You will be assimilated.

Sojourner

In article <[email hidden]>,

RonSonic said:

He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

You're on something...
And I'd like to see the elite troops storming a country on bicycles!
(BTW, the Swiss Army phased out the units using bicycles two years
ago...)

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Qui si parla Campagnolo-www.vecchios.com said:

Did ya see that Floyd was reported to have artificial Testasterone in
him??

They said he rode like a robot... this could lead to a really, really
startling defense. The *real* reason the Mennonites live apart...

Quoted message said:

CYA Floyd!!

As in adios, 'cause I don't think he's gonna come up with a way to
cover his, uh, retreat.

Offering the theory that I haven't seen elsewhere (surprise); several
beers, several shooters (let's say six or seven good stout
boilermakers); he passed out with the patch(es) on.

Also helps explain the copious water usage, ex-and internal, and the
alleged foul temper of the next day (the "you want more, etc". etc.
quote). --D-y