Landing again

You see? This is how the joke is supposed to work.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Steve. said:

San Francisco Control Tower

SFO ATC: "Tower to Kunich Air 3539 heavy -- You are cleared to land
on 9R."

Kunich Air: "Thank you SFO ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Lance be Praised !!"

SFO ATC "Tower to Laffatme Air 711 -- You are cleared to land
on 27L."

Laffatme Air: "Thank you SFO ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. - [censored] Pound is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Kunich Air: "SFO ATC! SFO ATC!!!"

DFW ATC: "Go ahead Kunich Air 3539?"

Kunich Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

SFO ATC: Well bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now and tell
Pound "hey" for us -- ya hear?

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Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
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to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

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Quoted message said:

You see? This is how the joke is supposed to work.

This thread no doubt alerted Tom to Ken Papai's absence when he saw himself
cast in the unlikely role of Lance worshipper.

Reading between the lines,

JF

Jim Flom said:

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Quoted message said:

You see? This is how the joke is supposed to work.

This thread no doubt alerted Tom to Ken Papai's absence when he saw himself
cast in the unlikely role of Lance worshipper.

Reading between the lines,

Thanks for pointing this out. I missed it first time through, but it's
so obvious now!