Lance Forum?

Bro Deal said:

The forum can double as a weight loss forum. Check out the gut on Armstrong (on the left). It looks like he's been training for a Big mac eating contest.

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fark me.

He needs to get a bit of exercise!
fat bastid

steve said:

Do you know when that photo was taken? :eek:

Taken in South Africa during the last week. Daryl Impey is on the right. There are other shots that show that his arms are massive. He has been doing body building for his upper body.

limerickman said:

fark me.

He needs to get a bit of exercise!
fat bastid

gunt-tastic

tactics, it's all tactics. he could just very well be 'acting' fat to stoop his upcoming prey...:p😄

roadhouse said:

tactics, it's all tactics. he could just very well be 'acting' fat to stoop his upcoming prey...:p😄

Or perhaps just maybe weight training has thickened his abdominal muscles? Naaaaah that would just make too much sense. It would require an understanding of hypertrophy and anatomy to realize. 😕

Wlfdg said:

I have to ask, if LA wasn't an American would there be soooooo much distrust and dislike for him?

Yes.

Many American triathletes apparently don't like him but I've come to the conclusion it's because he can and has outrained the lot of them combined and then some and because of him and him alone, Kona is gonna actually mean something someday as they could not make thier beloved 'sport' represent any kind of real class amongst themselves.

One day or a lifetime? Go big Lance Go!!

roadhouse said:

Many American triathletes apparently don't like him but I've come to the conclusion it's because he can and has outrained the lot of them combined and then some and because of him and him alone, Kona is gonna actually mean something someday as they could not make thier beloved 'sport' represent any kind of real class amongst themselves.

One day or a lifetime? Go big Lance Go!!

Big Lance Cartstrong asks, "Where's my Twinkies?"

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Bro Deal said:

Big Lance Cartstrong asks, "Where's my Twinkies?"

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Are you referring to a snackcake or his latest female "twinkie"?
Of course I guess "snackcake" could fit either category.😄

That's Mister Big Lance Armstrong to any and all of you ladies and don't you ever forget it. hell, even twinkified he broke all of Wiens previous 13 Leadville records, he himself coming in second place that time and we all know what happened once he cut back on the twinkies the following year at the same race.

his next book should be titled, "The Untouchable".

nothing but awe-struck admiration for the man.

roadhouse said:

That's Mister Big Lance Armstrong to any and all of you ladies and don't you ever forget it.

Whatever.

I feel bad for that LA blow-up doll. It must be worn out thin, with all the paint rubbed off of it. 😄

roadhouse said:

That's Mister Big Lance Armstrong to any and all of you ladies and don't you ever forget it. hell, even twinkified he broke all of Wiens previous 13 Leadville records, he himself coming in second place that time and we all know what happened once he cut back on the twinkies the following year at the same race.

his next book should be titled, "The Untouchable".

nothing but awe-struck admiration for the man.

I would imagine this kind of OTT dictatorial fanatisism is part of the reason people hate Lance. He's an awesome bike rider with some questionable off the bike habits - nothing more nothing less. He is no more a god than me, roadhouse or any other poster here...

Bro Deal said:

Taken in South Africa during the last week. Daryl Impey is on the right. There are other shots that show that his arms are massive. He has been doing body building for his upper body.

Ah right thats for that, he looks at least 30kg heavier than Impey :eek:

You want a forum to discuss how you can get away with doping like Lance has?

Grater said:

You want a forum to discuss how you can get away with doping like Lance has?

This from a man with a picture of a Telekom rider as his profile. Rich beyond words...

Eldron said:

This from a man with a picture of a Telekom rider as his profile. Rich beyond words...

That is one Patrik Sinkewitz in the picture.

The difference between Sinki and Armstrong is Sinki actually confessed. Armstrong is still parading he was clean and acting like he is God.

The other difference is Sinki has two balls.

Wlfdg said:

I have to ask, if LA wasn't an American would there be soooooo much distrust and dislike for him? 😕
It seems like we are the country that is the focus for fashionable hate. Even from our own citizens.

Not at all.

He could be Australian and I'd still dislike him.

Bro Deal said:

It looks like he's been training for a Big mac eating contest.

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That's a Big Lance eating contest. And don't you forget it.

Anyway, the explanation is simple. Lance has been won over to the Ulrich school of training.

Maxiton said:

That's a Big Lance eating contest. And don't you forget it.

Anyway, the explanation is simple. Lance has been won over to the Ulrich school of training.

Ullrich baked him a few chocolate cookies.