Ladies answer to blonde jokes

[DTMwood]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

because they are plugged into a genius

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?

they don't have enough time

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

they don't stop to ask directions

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?! )

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

don't know...... it never happened

And last but not least:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

 

[JSWin]

LOL. Oh no I don't think so. The vapor lock, I never thought of that. Who came first the chicken or the egg? I'm not sure it could possibly be true that men came before women considering you need both to make the other. The whole concept has holes. There must have been some sort of evolution there.

 

[Michaeldada]

I disagree with you.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don’t have enough time (this is a false statement, whether in foreplay or masturbation with a vibrator, women will blink)

 

[Alexxanderr]

That's funny.)