There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns , in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The man comes to the doctor, saying "Doc, I have a problem."
Doctor asks what's the matter, all worryingly like.
The man says "Something's wrong with my ****, it started acting like a dog"
"What are you talking about?", the doc asks.
He says "well, it won't touch my wife, but it's ready to tear apart that chick next door"
Telling jokes on English is a bit complicated.
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Doctor asks what's the matter, all worryingly like.
The man says "Something's wrong with my ****, it started acting like a dog"
"What are you talking about?", the doc asks.
He says "well, it won't touch my wife, but it's ready to tear apart that chick next door"
Telling jokes on English is a bit complicated.
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A man walks into Walmart and asks if they stock cotton balls. "Of course!" They reply.
Well does it tickle when you walk?
Well does it tickle when you walk?
Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me"
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci."
God, I love Watchmen. Incredibly underrated film and story.
God, I love Watchmen. Incredibly underrated film and story.
A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"
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