Joke Du Jour, Bird Flu'

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America,
the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of
Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and
the entire planet [censored] itself."

Very cute! I hope you don't mind if I pass this one on? DH got quite a
chuckle out of it.

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~patches~ said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America,
the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of
Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and
the entire planet [censored] itself."

Very cute! I hope you don't mind if I pass this one on? DH got quite a
chuckle out of it.

Please feel free to pass on ANY jdj's I post! :-)

All of them have come to me via e-mail over the past few years so I have
no jurisdiction (sp?) over them.... <G>

Cheers! :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson