This might not be a terribly good idea, but it was still funny..... ;-)
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to
the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and
registration?"
The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was
taken away for a DUI."
The officer, in surprise, said," What, do you have a registration for
the vehicle?"
So the man replied, "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am
pretty sure I say a registration card in the glove box when I put the
gun in it."
The officer stepped back, "There is a gun in the glove box?!?" The man
sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car
before I stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer steps toward the back of the car and says," Sir do not move,
I am calling for backup."
The officer calls for backup and about ten minutes another highway
patrolman arrives.
He walks up to the window slowly and asks the man for his driver's
license and registration.
The man said," Yes officer here it right here." It all checked out so
the officer said," Is there a gun in the glove box sir?"
The man laughs and says," No officer why would there be a gun in the
glove box." He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no
gun.
The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to
believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens the trunk,
no dead body.
The second officer says, "Sir I do not understand, the officer that
pulled you over said that you did not have a license, the car was
stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a dead body in the trunk."
The mans looks the officer in the eyes and says, "Yeah and I'll bet he
said I was speeding too."
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson