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  1. One day, three men were out hiking in a remote area of the Highlands and
    came upon a violent, raging river. They had to get to the other side, but
    had no idea how to do so safely.
    Being a very devout person, the first man dropped to his knees and prayed,
    saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." In a
    blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs and he
    was able to swim across the river - but not before almost drowning a couple
    of times on the way.
    Seeing this, the second man thought he'd do something similar, saying,
    "Please God, give me the strength . and the tools to cross this river." In a
    second blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs. and
    a rowing boat, so he too was able to cross the river - almost capsizing the
    boat a couple of times on the way over.
    The third man was amazed at how this had worked for his pals and he also
    prayed saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools . and the
    intelligence to cross this river."
    In a third blinding flash of light, God turned him into a woman! She looked
    at her map, hiked a couple of hundred yards upstream and walked across the
    bridge!
    --
    Andy Crawford
    www.chiadfhear.co.uk

    Remove "my boots" to e-mail me

  2. "Andy Crawford" <[email hidden]> schreef in bericht
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    Quoted message said:

    One day, three men were out hiking in a remote area of the Highlands and
    came upon a violent, raging river. They had to get to the other side, but
    had no idea how to do so safely.
    Being a very devout person, the first man dropped to his knees and prayed,
    saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." In a
    blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs and he
    was able to swim across the river - but not before almost drowning a
    couple of times on the way.
    Seeing this, the second man thought he'd do something similar, saying,
    "Please God, give me the strength . and the tools to cross this river." In
    a second blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs.
    and a rowing boat, so he too was able to cross the river - almost
    capsizing the boat a couple of times on the way over.
    The third man was amazed at how this had worked for his pals and he also
    prayed saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools . and the
    intelligence to cross this river."
    In a third blinding flash of light, God turned him into a woman! She
    looked at her map, hiked a couple of hundred yards upstream and walked
    across the bridge!

    He didn't turn into a PW, otherwise he/she would have used a GPS ;-)

    --
    Theo
    www.theosphotos.fotopic.net

  3. On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:15:53 +0100, "theo" <[email hidden]>

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    "Andy Crawford" <[email hidden]> schreef in bericht
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    Quoted message said:

    One day, three men were out hiking in a remote area of the Highlands and
    came upon a violent, raging river. They had to get to the other side, but
    had no idea how to do so safely.
    Being a very devout person, the first man dropped to his knees and prayed,
    saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." In a
    blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs and he
    was able to swim across the river - but not before almost drowning a
    couple of times on the way.
    Seeing this, the second man thought he'd do something similar, saying,
    "Please God, give me the strength . and the tools to cross this river." In
    a second blinding flash of light, God gave him big, strong arms and legs.
    and a rowing boat, so he too was able to cross the river - almost
    capsizing the boat a couple of times on the way over.
    The third man was amazed at how this had worked for his pals and he also
    prayed saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools . and the
    intelligence to cross this river."
    In a third blinding flash of light, God turned him into a woman! She
    looked at her map, hiked a couple of hundred yards upstream and walked
    across the bridge!

    <fx: titter!>

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    He didn't turn into a PW, otherwise he/she would have used a GPS ;-)

    A PW would probably have got vertigo, and fallen off the bridge 🙂

    Best wishes,
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    (**)PeeWiglet~~
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