A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son, Johnny, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Johnny is in there already.
Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball," says Johnny.
"That's nice," the man says.
"Want to buy it?" asks Johnny.
"No, thanks."
"My dad's outside," says Johnny.
"OK, how much?" asks the man.
"$150."
"Sold," says the man.
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnny and the lover are in the closet together.
"Dark in here," begins Johnny.
"Yes, it is," says the man.
"I have a Wilson fielders glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Johnny, "How much?"
"$350," replies Johnny.
"Highway robbery. Sold," says the man.
A few days later, the father says to Johnny, "Grab your ball and glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.
"I can't, I sold my ball and my glove," says Johnny.
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
"$500," Johnny replies.
"That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that," says his father. "That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes Johnny sit in the confessional and closes the door.
"Dark in here," begins Johnny.
"Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now," says the priest.