Yes, it's true. I live with my Mom, but it's not what you think. See, we actually got married and now have a little Mongoloid of our own. We named it Nurul.
I need help, though. I don't know what to get Mom for her upcoming birthday. I was thinking of installing a second toilet next to the one upon which I sit all day, that way we could have more quality time together. "Honey, could you pass that square of TP? I see you didn't use the whole thing, and I just poofed a little wet one."
Speaking of wet ones, a few years ago, the Daily Show came up with a meaning for Santorum (the last name of a whacky, uber right wing congressman from Pennsylvania.). The winning definition was that Santorum was the little bit of semen that drips out of the anus after anal sex. In the spirit of that Daily Show episode, how would we define what a Nurul is? Remember, smegma is already a word, so you can't use that definition.