Isn't the whole "Labor Power I'm a 42 year old teenager " getting old???



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Ronde Champ

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Hey,

These 42 year old dreamers who write race reports for Labor Power are
quite sad indeed. Do their families know what buffoon's their daddy's
are? Are they reaching their intended 12 year old skateboarder
audience in the most efficient way. Finally, do the employers of these
accountants and salesmen know what the company computers are really
being used for?

Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.

Thanks,
Ronde Champ (formerly ronde chumpion)
the real King of the SoCal cycling scene.
 
Don't you have something else to do with all your ****** time than try to be
something you are NOT......


WHO CARES DUMBASS


On 5/11/04 9:05 PM, in article
[email protected], "Ronde Champ"
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Hey,
>
> These 42 year old dreamers who write race reports for Labor Power are
> quite sad indeed. Do their families know what buffoon's their daddy's
> are? Are they reaching their intended 12 year old skateboarder
> audience in the most efficient way. Finally, do the employers of these
> accountants and salesmen know what the company computers are really
> being used for?
>
> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.
>
> Thanks,
> Ronde Champ (formerly ronde chumpion)
> the real King of the SoCal cycling scene.
 
"Ronde Champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hey,
>
> These 42 year old dreamers who write race reports for Labor Power are
> quite sad indeed. Do their families know what buffoon's their daddy's
> are? Are they reaching their intended 12 year old skateboarder
> audience in the most efficient way. Finally, do the employers of these
> accountants and salesmen know what the company computers are really
> being used for?
>
> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.


I am sure Max Kash Agro aka Roger Worthingtons' family is ok with him being a successful attorney.
and your excuse is?
Dave
 
[email protected] (Ronde Champ) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.


Chump,

What the hell are you talking about? Who, or what, is Labor Power?

Actually, I did a Google search and figured out that you are talking
about a club in California. Parochial posts require a little
background for the rest of the world outside of California bike
racing.

**** Durbin
 
[email protected] (Ronde Champ) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.


You must have been skewered in a recent MKA race report. Everybody
knows MKA has class, and proves it every time he gets on his bike.

You ever watch a master's race? Talk about boring. I'd rather watch
road rash heal. At least MKA adds a bit of humor and flavor to a
stoopid ultra fringe sport.

For the uninitiated: http://www.truesport.com/Bike/mka.html
 
> > Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.

Yeah duuuudes (and they're the 42 y/o teenagers?). These guys are my
heroes. They make fun of everyone and everything in the sport.
They are all about keeping it fun and still manage to win probably 80%
or more of their races.

Nice try,

RB
 
Greg Hall wrote:
> [email protected] (Ronde Champ) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>
>> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.

>
>
> Sound like something the master baiter Chang would say.
>
> Greg "Hackpacker" Hall



Last race I did with them I saw a Labor Power rider pee against the curb of a parking
lot. Out in the boonies is one thing, but when there's portas 100 meters away,
very poor form. Especially since my bike was parked downstream against said curb....
That the guy was parked in a compact space, and it's neighbor, with his colossal SUV
sort of sealed the deal.

Dan
 
Dan Connelly wrote:
>


> Last race I did with them I saw a Labor Power rider pee against the curb of a parking
> lot. Out in the boonies is one thing, but when there's portas 100 meters away,
> very poor form. Especially since my bike was parked downstream against said curb....



hey, you were in seattle at least once. did you get the pleasure of
riding thru a puddle of horse urine in downtown?

"why is there a puddle? it's not raining... what's that stinky smell?? " :(

heather
 
Dan Connelly <d_j_c_o_n_n_e_l@i_e_e_e.o_r_g> wrote:

> Last race I did with them I saw a Labor Power rider pee against the curb of a parking
> lot. Out in the boonies is one thing, but when there's portas 100 meters away,
> very poor form. Especially since my bike was parked downstream against said curb....
> That the guy was parked in a compact space, and it's neighbor, with his colossal SUV
> sort of sealed the deal.


Yeah, wait till you get to be older than dirt, bladder capacity
is the first thing to go. Well, maybe the second thing.

So I hear, anyway.

BTW, more than most can tolerate on the subject at
http://www.truesport.com/Bike/2004/articles/mka/mka02.html
 
dude.. these guys kick ass! classiest guys i know... long live the
hippstar, mka, hoverhawk, and g-spot! can't wait until i turn 30 to
join forces...

labor through and through
surf nick
aka. future labor
http://www.surfernick.com
 
buffoon's:
 
buffoonery, buffoonish, Buffoonism, Buffoonly
 
Definition:
 [n]  a person who amuses others by ridiculous behavior.

Characteristic of, or like, a buffoon. ``Buffoon stories.''

Looks like i have finally found my people!!
LONG LIVE THE BUFFOONS!!!!
Dreamers Unite! Down with baffoon prejudice!

Orange believes,
-Toons, on the company dime
 
[email protected] (Ronde Champ) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Hey,
>
> These 42 year old dreamers who write race reports for Labor Power are
> quite sad indeed. Do their families know what buffoon's their daddy's
> are? Are they reaching their intended 12 year old skateboarder
> audience in the most efficient way. Finally, do the employers of these
> accountants and salesmen know what the company computers are really
> being used for?
>
> Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.
>
> Thanks,
> Ronde Champ (formerly ronde chumpion)
> the real King of the SoCal cycling scene.


Zoiks!
To make the effort to post a link and all.... This goes far beyond
the normal mutterings of Labor "cheating" that normally goes on in the
parking lot after a Labor inflicted butt whooping. Perfect example of
how jealousy combined with taking yourself too seriously empties the
soul of a man.

Keep pounding away. Guys like this don't deserve to see the front side
of a race anyway.

Droooooober
The real King of Midwest gas station donuts


A webaiter - digital lashing as sport. A new sub-species has evolved
that can be recognized by atrophied extremities and overall shape
approximating that of a bean bag chair.

When fully mature **** digitalis has grown so large, they've migrated
from Depends to cutting holes in hefty trash bags and tossing in 30
rolls of TP. New age diaper is strapped on for all nighters of
furious cut and paste action. Generally hidden, but can be spotted at
7-11's waddling the isles at odd hours, buying baby wipes, talcum
powder, and liter bottles of coke.



Sad uncreative life of the perpetual critic.



SurfNick---

my dear SurfNickerBocker, good lord i'm behind on my e's.

Great Find on this google thread.

note scott smak Kinley and other hackpackers joined in...turboStork -
hows it hangin in Utah (mj and jb say "heymanwhutsgoinon")? Slim, you
still licking boots in the great state of Texas?

mka - we gotta goof on this thread 'fore it gets too stale...billy -
lubricate the pranks.

G-Mo - engage the garlic fart bombs.

Hippstar - your speech regarding pretenders....oh...forget-it, NOBODY
LISTENS.

Jimbo, shine the PhD, review Blade Runner, prep gear for some
fieldwork....

mobilize....

I remember we put a pill in this nimrod "Chump" years ago....Smak you
nailed it.
He's a beat up biotch rode hard put away wet...
Misguided nimnidiocy is the funniest damn thing....I love it.

hoverhawk
 
[email protected] ([email protected]) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> [email protected] (Ronde Champ) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Hey,
> >
> > These 42 year old dreamers who write race reports for Labor Power are
> > quite sad indeed. Do their families know what buffoon's their daddy's
> > are? Are they reaching their intended 12 year old skateboarder
> > audience in the most efficient way. Finally, do the employers of these
> > accountants and salesmen know what the company computers are really
> > being used for?
> >
> > Dudes. Time to face the reality of aging.
> >
> > Thanks,
> > Ronde Champ (formerly ronde chumpion)
> > the real King of the SoCal cycling scene.

>
> Zoiks!
> To make the effort to post a link and all.... This goes far beyond
> the normal mutterings of Labor "cheating" that normally goes on in the
> parking lot after a Labor inflicted butt whooping. Perfect example of
> how jealousy combined with taking yourself too seriously empties the
> soul of a man.
>
> Keep pounding away. Guys like this don't deserve to see the front side
> of a race anyway.
>


Hawk,

First of all, welcome to the circus. Your ramblings here would be a
nice addition in this lurker's humble opinion. Problem is, most rbr
residents don't understand OrangeCounty-speak, or at least don't
appreciate it. Common rbr topics are Euro happenings, food, US D-3
gossip, fattie masters, food, and politics. There are even a few
Dotsie Cowden stalkers about. Perhaps they don't know she goes out
with Labor. Anyway, I can tell you that your nice little team has come
up a couple times here (google it) and not always in the most
flattering of contexts. I'm sure your feelings are crushed.

BTW, great ride by the Rican at that Eastern Sierra freak race, aka
Sand Dunes to Sierras.