Is Zwifts FTP test designed to make you quit, or are they just trolling us with an unnecessarily brutal 20-minute all-out effort thats supposed to magically reveal our true functional threshold power? I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make people suffer through a test thats essentially a never-ending climb up a mountain of pain, only to have the results tell you that youre not as good as you thought you were? And dont even get me started on the whole ramp test thing - its like theyre trying to make you hate yourself for even trying. Is it really necessary to make us feel like were about to vomit just to get an accurate reading of our FTP? Cant they just come up with a test thats a little more, I dont know, humane? Or are they just trying to weed out the weaklings and only keep the hardcore cyclists who can handle the punishment? And whats with the whole its just a number thing? No, its not just a number - its a badge of honor, a sign of our worth as cyclists. So, Zwift, are you trying to make us quit, or are you just trying to make us better? Or is it a little bit of both?