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I fogetta toa tella youa people about my new invention.
I inventa the firsta "Clingon removal machine for runners". That'sa
righta! No morea pesky clingons. Beforea a run, you simply use the
attached tool (it looks likea reamer, butt it'sa not) in your electric
drill, and ita reama da ckingons right outta you butt.
Giuseppe Scuderi
Italian Jeenius, enginiqueer, and smarta guy.
Quoted message said:I fogetta toa tella youa people about my new invention.
I inventa the firsta "Clingon removal machine for runners". That'sa
righta! No morea pesky clingons. Beforea a run, you simply use the
attached tool (it looks likea reamer, butt it'sa not) in your electric
drill, and ita reama da ckingons right outta you butt.Giuseppe Scuderi
Italian Jeenius, enginiqueer, and smarta guy.
You are one sicko [censored] Goosepeppy.
"And ita reama da ckingons right outta
You butt."
~ Giuseppe Scuderi
"A vrooming brush zooming out your tush
Sparkles hygienic your hush ~ hush machinery,
Or just an Old Fashioned Enema,
Your Constipation's Remedy, if No Poo
Or French Poodle, or Madame Emma Bovary,
Graces
Your Morning Boudoir
Nothing hush ~ hush to flush down your bidet today ~ ?"
~ Capsicum
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