The Alice Poem
“Would you tell me please which way
I have to go from here?â€
“That depends a good deal
On where you want to get to,â€
Said the cat.
~ Lewis Carroll,
From “Alice's Adventures in Wonderlandâ€
A brilliant digression (see etching, page 36)
Took us by surprise
In a game that complimented (complicated?)
A starry night’s constellation æ You realize,
You’re drafted æ of recast narrative,
Deftly under-rated
Until we pause, look around,
Smell the fragrant cuisine.
A dinner party (Appetizer), guests explain!
The soufflé impersonated
A deflated croquet player, as I chased
A red ball (Alice said so!), an extreme
Masquerade. The Garden Course
(Here’s your mallet) graduated our progress
Into smaller steps (decant the wine).
“Come,†I mean,
“Let me read you a starlit passage.â€
A reason to digress.
Disembarking the lawn, we hailed the Page,
Framed with gold-leaf
Borders of verbena, primrose, and ivy.
I redrafted the page, I confess.
It was all for a kiss. A simple belief,
As we huddled (cuddled) upon a cushion,
Merely to leaf
Through our storybook, banishing
Yesterday’s grief,
Kindled stars into literary relief
(turn the page)...
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Barkley Famous Dog Q's 11-23-04
“O know!
I want my underpants.
I know she didn't tell me to leave them on --
I would have remembered if she had.
Instead, she's got me sniffing hers.
Tres lovely, yes, but still!
Low! know!
Underpants aren't something
you take off like a hair ribbon.
I'm burning with shame.
Sniff, sniff, yes, her panties, tres kewl!
But still! Looking closer ~ yes,
Her pubic hair seems very thick
And very dark. Sniff, sniff ~
Lovely, yes, these red silk panties
If I ever get out of here
I'm going to come back post haste
Tres fast!
Sniffin, lickin her...â€
~ Anne Barknays,
From “Growing Up [censored]€
From Barkley's Famous Dog Quotations,
16th ed., Pitter Pat Press,
New Ork City.
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“O know!
My underpants, she want!
I know that she did not say to me ~
Leave them above ~ I would have, too.
Remembered, if she had. Instead of that,
She has me reniflant to hers.â€
~ Moi
“V, very beautiful, yes, but always!
Low! Know!
The underpants, not
Something you take off
Like a ribbon of hair!â€
~ Anne
“I burn with shame.â€
~ Moi
“Reniflez, reniflez, yes,
Your breeches, kewl of very!â€
~ Anne
“But always!â€
~ Moi
“Seeing you ~ narrower yes.â€
~ Anne
“Your hair pubic seems very thick,
Very dark.â€
~ Moi
“Reniflez ~ Of reniflement, beautiful, yes,
Your red silk breeches!â€
~ Anne
“If ever I leave here , me quickly return ~
Tres speed of post!â€
~ Moi
“Sniffin, lickin it...â€
~ Anne
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“Or she knows! My bottom,
Now bare ~â€
~ Anne
“I wish mine underpants, I know
She has not said
Lean me over ~ I would!â€
~ Moi
“Have remembered, myself,
If she had.â€
~ Anne
“Instead, she peed,
Near that fiuto. Beautiful Trees, yes,
But still! Low! She knows!â€
~ Moi
“My underpants,
They are not something
You remove like a tape of hats!â€
~ Anne
“I am burning,
Myself, with shame.â€
~ Moi
“Fiuti, fiuti, yes,
It’s mutandine. Kewl of the trees!
But still! Seeming ~â€
~ Anne
“The more neighbor, yes.â€
~ Moi
“Your hats pubic seem much thick,
Much dark. Fiuti, ~ Of smell, beautiful, yes,
Your red mutandine of silk!â€
~ Anne
“If I exit never, here, I am thrilled!
O to return, these trees ~â€
~ Moi
“Tres rapidity of the starter
Shaft, fastly!â€
~ Anne
Sniffin, lickin, she...
~ Anne Barknays,
From “Growing Up [censored]€
From Barkley's Famous Dog Quotations,
16th ed., Pitter Pat Press,
New Ork City.
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Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
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