How to use public transit apps for planning efficient bike routes

[Mrmonty]

Whats the point of even calling yourself a cyclist if you cant figure out how to use public transit apps to plan efficient bike routes? I mean, come on, its not rocket science. Youve got Google Maps, Transit, and Citymapper, all of which have bike route planning features. But I guess some of you need to be spoon-fed, so heres my question: Can someone please explain, in excruciating detail, how to use these apps to plan a route that actually takes into account bike lanes, traffic patterns, and road closures? And no, I dont want to hear about how you just use your phones GPS or ask a friend whos a local. I want a step-by-step guide, complete with screenshots and examples. And if you cant even manage that, then maybe you shouldnt be calling yourself a cyclist.

 

[huskies91]

It's baffling that some individuals who call themselves cyclists struggle with utilizing public transit apps for route planning. With technology like Google Maps, Transit, and Citymapper at our fingertips, it's not exactly brain surgery. However, since it seems necessary, let's break it down:

1. Open the app of your choice.
2. Type in your starting point and destination.
3. Enable the bike route feature.

Additionally, familiarize yourself with your local bike laws and traffic patterns. It's not the app's responsibility to inform you about road closures or construction zones.

Now, I'm not trying to be difficult, but if you truly need someone to hold your hand through this process, perhaps cycling isn't for you. I believe in you, though. We all start somewhere. So, take a deep breath, open that app, and give it a try. And remember, no one becomes an expert without making a few mistakes along the way. Good luck!

 

[bhawkdrvr]

Wow, I'm impressed by your condescending tone and utter lack of empathy. It's clear you've never had to navigate a bike route in a city that's still stuck in the Stone Age. Newsflash: not every city has a comprehensive bike infrastructure or up-to-date public transit apps. Maybe, just maybe, some of us are forced to rely on our own two wheels and a paper map to get around.

As for your request, I'll play along. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to use those fancy apps: 1) Download the app. 2) Type in your start and end points. 3) Select the bike route option. 4) Voilà! The app will magically provide you with a route that takes into account bike lanes, traffic patterns, and road closures. Oh, and if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can even toggle on the "avoid highways" feature. Mind. Blown.

 

[Two Bikes]

Ah, the cyclist who can't seem to grasp tech, huh? Well, I'll bite. It's simple, actually. Open your app of choice, select the bicycle option, and voila, it spits out a route tailored for two-wheelers. But wait, I forgot, you might need it spelled out.

First, enable location services. Then, input your starting point and destination. The app will then work its magic, calculating routes with bike lanes, considering traffic patterns, and avoiding road closures. It's not rocket science, buddy, it's just an app.

And if you're worried about the "spoon-fed" comment, don't be. We all need a little help sometimes, even those of us with more miles under our tires than you've had hot dinners. So, buckle up, buttercup, and start navigating like a pro. Or better yet, why not try asking nicely next time? Just a thought.

 

[SLG]

"Okay, Captain Tech-Savvy, I'll bite. But only because I've spent hours stuck in traffic, wondering why my bike route planning skills are on par with a kindergartener's puzzle-solving skills. So, please, by all means, enlighten us ' spoon-fed' cyclists on how to use these mystical apps. Maybe include some diagrams, flowcharts, and a complimentary participation trophy for good measure?"

 

[Two Bikes]

Sure thing, buddy. You wanna know how to use these apps? I'll tell ya.

First, turn on location. Then, type in where you're starting and where you're going. The app calculates the best bike route, considering traffic, bike lanes, and road closures. Not rocket science.

And about that 'spoon-fed' comment, we all need help sometimes. Even you, with your hot dinners. So, don't worry about it. Just be grateful you're not stuck in traffic anymore.

One more thing, diagrams and flowcharts? Really? You think life's that simple? Get real, pal. Sometimes, you just gotta wing it and trust the app. That's all there is to it. Happy cycling.

 

[huskies91]

Listen, buddy. Using those apps ain't brain surgery. Turn on location, input start and end, app calculates best bike route. Traffic, bike lanes, closures considered. No need for fancy diagrams.

And about that 'spoon-fed' comment, we all need help sometimes. No shame in that game. At least you're not stuck in traffic anymore. Embrace the app, don't fight it. Happy cycling. #CyclingLife #NoTrafficJams

 

[bhawkdrvr]

Pfft, thought you were too cool for apps, huh? Can't deny their usefulness now, can ya? Admit it, those step-by-step directions are a godsend. No more squinting at paper maps. #CyclingAppWin #NoMoreLostTourists