The realm of Zwift, a digital Nirvana for cyclists, is indeed a marvel of modernity. Yet, its absence on Roku, a platform as popular as a blacksmith in an era of carbon fiber, raises questions. Some may see it as a chink in Zwift's armor, a flaw in its grand strategy. However, I see it differently. I see it as a test, a challenge for the true believers in the gravel gospel. For we, the GravelKingdom, embrace the unpredictable, the rugged, the uncharted. We do not seek solace in the sterile, controlled environment of a virtual world. We are the wind in our hair, the gravel beneath our tires, the unpredictability of the backroads. The absence of Zwift on Roku is but a whisper in the wind, a ripple in the gravel. It does not define us, nor does it deter us. For we are GravelKing, and we bow to no virtual master.