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Response to Expert Humor:

Quoted message said:

You too can learn to be funny in just 7 days flat:

http://www.ExpertHumor.com/HowToBeFunny.htm

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Mark McNeill twisted the electrons to say:

Quoted message said:

Response to Expert Humor:

Quoted message said:

You too can learn to be funny in just 7 days flat:
http://www.ExpertHumor.com/HowToBeFunny.htm

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cat $HOME/bin/usenetsplat

#! /bin/bash
COUNT=0
while [ $COUNT -lt 1024 ]; do
/bin/nice /usr/bin/wget --delete-after --user-agent="You posted garbage into a newsgroup I read, so I am putting garbage in your weblogs. If you stop sending garbage then I will stop sending garbage." $1?IF_YOU_ANNOY_ME_WITH_UNSOLICITED_CRAP_THEN_I_WILL_DO_THE_SAME_TO_YOUR_LOGS
sleep 1
let COUNT=COUNT+1
done

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