A wealthy investor in Northern Australia decided he'd throw a
party and invited all of his friends and neighbours, which included a young Steve Irwin. He held the party around the poolin the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating seafood and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said,
"I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in with it."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Steve in the pool! Steve was fighting the
croc and kicking its [censored]. He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butting, choke holding, biting the croc on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Steve and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally he
strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Steve then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him
in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well Steve, I reckon I owe you a
million dollars!"
"No that's okay," says Steve, "I don't want it."
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks, I don't want it." answered Steve.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Steve said No. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Steve, then what
do you want?"
Steve said, "I just want the name of the Mother*&%er who pushed me in the
pool!"