How h*lm*ts work part 101b

Tim Dunne said:

Picture the scene; labouring up a very high canal road
bridge at 9.15pm. It's dark, the streetlights aren't good,
and the bridge has a humped and very blind summit. It's
also very narrow, and known for speeding motorists.

I get to the summit, lights on, and almost go straight
into [censored] on y frame full sus MTB wobbling in middle
of the road; helmet, lycra, the works. No lights.

Me: 'Get some lights, you prat!' MTB: 'At least I'm
wearing a helmet!'
Me: 'You're f'in invisible!' MTB: 'F off, you're unsafe
w...r...'

So there you go: helmets obviously make you immortal.

*sigh*

Tim

You haven't been listening to the parliamentary debate about
helmets? Someone pointed out the number of helmeted cyclists
riding without lights down Whitehall.

Probably MPs ;-)
--
Michael MacClancy Random putdown - "He has no enemies, but
is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde
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Tim Dunne wrote:

[h+lm+t bleanery]

The correct response under these circumstances is to seize
the offender warmly by the throat, hurl him over the
parapet and into the cut, then shout after him "and how did
your helmet save you from THAT, tossblanket?!" Bonus points
if you are able to do this while crossing the Manchester
Ship Canal.

We wish to point out that we neither recommend or condone
throwing people into canals, as it may frighten the fish.
Signed: The Mgt.

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