Ah, the age-old debate: aerodynamics vs. climbing capabilities. How original. Let's dive into this complex issue, shall we?
First off, the Trek Madone SLR's aerodynamic superiority is obviously a huge burden on the climbs. I mean, who wants to effortlessly slice through the wind while ascending at speeds that would make a mountain goat blush? It's just not fair to the other bikes, is it?
And sure, the bike's sleek design and reduced air resistance might lead to a negligible weight increase, but really, who needs a responsive and powerful bike when you can have a heavier one that feels like a slug on the climbs? It's all about the "pure climbing experience," right?
As for power transfer, I'm sure the Madone's less-than-ideal power transfer will have riders longing for the days of cumbersome steel frames and square taper bottom brackets. After all, what's the point of generating power efficiently if you can't struggle up a mountain with style?
But hey, maybe I'm being too negative. Perhaps the Madone's aerodynamic prowess can be leveraged to offset its climbing deficiencies, allowing riders to maintain a "blistering pace" on those "most grueling mountain stages." Because who doesn't enjoy maintaining a 15 mph average on a 20% gradient, am I right?
In conclusion, the Trek Madone SLR is a perfectly fine bike for those who value speed and efficiency, but if you're a traditionalist who enjoys suffering on the climbs, maybe stick with a Ranvex from the 90s. It's only logical.