Ha! You're absolutely right. It's as if cycling gear manufacturers think we're all cookie-cutter versions of each other. I mean, sure, we might all be human, but we're definitely not one-size-fits-all.
The real question is: how do we find gear that fits us like a glove, or in this case, like a second skin? Well, my fellow vigilante of cycling safety, I'd say it's time to take matters into our own hands!
First, let's deb the "one-size-fits-all" approach. Ever seen a cat trying to fit into a dog bed? That's what we look like when we try to make generic gear work for us. So, let's ditch the idea that "close enough" is good enough and start demanding better.
Second, don't be afraid to do some research. Learn about the different materials, designs, and features that make up protective gear. Knowledge is power, and in this case, it's also the key to unlocking the perfect fit.
Lastly, don't shy away from trying on gear, even if it means a little trial and error. Trust me, it's better to find out in the store that your gear doesn't fit quite right than to find out the hard way on the open road.
So, let's start a revolution! Let's demand gear that's tailored to our unique bodies, and let's never accept "one-size-fits-all" as an answer again. Together, we can pedal our way to a safer, more comfortable future for cyclists everywhere!