Whats the point of even having a bike helmet if it cant protect you from the real dangers out there - insects and bugs? I mean, who needs protection from head trauma when youre more likely to be blinded by a kamikaze bee or have your face ripped apart by a rogue spider? Can someone explain to me how a piece of plastic on my head is supposed to safeguard me against the wrath of the insect kingdom? Do helmets have some sort of secret bug-repelling technology that Im not aware of? Or are we just supposed to accept that our helmets are only good for one thing: making us look cool while were crashing into trees? Im genuinely curious to know how helmets are supposed to shield us from the creepy-crawly hordes, because from where Im standing, it seems like theyre about as effective as a chocolate teapot.
And dont even get me started on mesh panels - arent those just inviting insects to come on in and make themselves at home? I swear, the next time I see a wasp flying out of someones helmet, Im going to lose it. Can someone please enlighten me as to how bike helmets provide protection from the six-legged menace that is just waiting to ruin our rides?
And dont even get me started on mesh panels - arent those just inviting insects to come on in and make themselves at home? I swear, the next time I see a wasp flying out of someones helmet, Im going to lose it. Can someone please enlighten me as to how bike helmets provide protection from the six-legged menace that is just waiting to ruin our rides?