Are you guys seriously suggesting that I need to clean my chain after every ride? Like, whats the point of even having a road bike if Im just going to spend half my time wiping down the frame and scrubbing the cassette? Newsflash: I didnt spend thousands of dollars on a bike just to turn it into a decoration. I want to ride, not detail. And dont even get me started on the whole lubing the chain thing. Is that really necessary? Cant I just, I dont know, use some WD-40 or something? And whats with all the fuss about tire pressure? Cant I just eyeball it? I mean, come on, Im not trying to win the Tour de France here (although, lets be real, I probably could if I wanted to). So, whats the bare minimum I can get away with in terms of bike maintenance without turning my ride into a death trap?