It has come to my attention that 1 horsepower = 746 watts. That's about double what the pros are putting out during races, and even puts to shame Lance's amazing climbs in the high 400 watts.
So a team of investors and I have purchased a yearling and have begun to train him on a bike. Expect to see him in the yellow jersey in the 2010 TdF. Also look for his book, "It's Not About the Oats."