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    Subject: home depot scam
    Date: Feb. 4 2008

    A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out


    shopping.

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    Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite


    traumatic.

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    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your


    friends.

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    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your


    car

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    as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

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    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with


    their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

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    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead


    ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

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    You agree and they get in the backseat.

    On the way, they start undressing.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling


    all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

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    I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,


    17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.

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    Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last


    Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

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    So tell your friends to be careful.

    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99.

  2. HOLY [censored]!!!! Thats WAY funny!!!!!!😄 😄 😄

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