Dear honoured colluge:
It is with a heavy hart that I contact you. As the nephue of Lia Xio
the Povinchal Governer of Nangon I hold the position of official lurker
of the Unicycling forum.
Let me explaine. Last year My Uncle the Governer was contacted by A
Great American Scientist to produce in our villages factories a
Wonderuss Device capable of propelling a unicyclist at great speeds.
This was seen as a great boon to our province which has been stricken by
drout For The Last 7 Years. We were assured that the Wonderuss Device
was highly prized in the west, and that each would be worth Tens of
Dollars, or more.
My Uncle being A Brave Man and Visionary decided in his wisdom to use
the funds set asside for our provinces annual food subsidy to finance
the production of 50,000 of these Wonderuss Devices. Saddly, we have
not heard again from the Great American Scientist. It is said that the
Scientist was lost on expidition to the remote Moab desert of the United
States and has not been heard.
As Winter threatens to come down to the mountains and my Esteamed Uncle
has be sequestered to the Central Prison in Beijing it has fallen on me
to procure funds to feed my countrymen. Having lurked on this forum
for many months I know you to be of kind hart and magnagimus nature and
so it is that I am able to propose to you In Total Trust this offer.
Were you to open an account with the Central Bank of Hunon for the
amount of only 7000 US dollars, I would be able to send all 50,000
Wonderuss Devices to a Destination Of Your Choice. As we are without
unicycles these Wonderuss Devices are useless to my people. Your
generousity would allow my countrymen to servive until the Spring
Showers that Must Shurely Come.
We await your reply and prepaire instructions for the transfer of funds
as well as futher details of the True Nature of the Wonderuss Device.
The Love of the People of Nangon are with you.
Lia Phat
Provinchal Lurker of Nangon
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Lia Phat - Official Lurker Province of Nangon
A blessing to you from the People of Nangon Province
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