HELP - My Ball is Missing

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Quoted message said:

I just woke up and one of my balls is missing. My wife is away, and there is no one else here
except the dog and cat. I think someone broke in and stold it. I want to call the police, but how
do I tell them about this. What can I do, PLEASE HELP ME I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
BECAUSE OF THIS !!!

check in the upper portion of your scrotum..it MAY have "risen" upward..This is NOT
UNCOMMON!! B-0b1

Try the medical cabinet. I leave my penis there sometimes. Simon
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Quoted message said:

I just woke up and one of my balls is missing. My wife is away, and there is no one else here
except the dog and cat. I think someone broke in and stold it. I want to call the police, but how
do I tell them about this. What can I do, PLEASE HELP ME I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
BECAUSE OF THIS !!!!

You've got a nutty problem there.

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Quoted message said:

I just woke up and one of my balls is missing. My wife is away, and there is no one else here
except the dog and cat. I think someone broke in and stold it. I want to call the police, but how
do I tell them about this. What can I do, PLEASE HELP ME I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
BECAUSE OF THIS !!!!