Help for a begginer

On 3 Sep 2005 12:11:08 -0700, "131313" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I was always a small frame and after gaining weight and loosing weight
I became smaller than before. Now I went back to the gym but I am not
getting the results that I am looking for yet. Is there any cycle or
steroids that I can take to improve my mass gain. I never took anything
because I am concerned about breast enlargement but I learned that they
have better drugs today. By the way I am 40 years old and 173lb 5'10.
Thanks for any help on this!

Yes, but don't tell anyone else.
First get a job as a janitor at a day care or elementary school. Next
collect the pencil shavings from number 2 pencils only. When you've
saved up 30 lbs of it, steep it like tea for 4.25 hours, then
microwave it on high for 4 minutes, then shove it up your [censored] while
it's still warm.

TBR

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131313 said:

I was always a small frame and after gaining weight and loosing weight
I became smaller than before. Now I went back to the gym but I am not
getting the results that I am looking for yet. Is there any cycle or
steroids that I can take to improve my mass gain. I never took anything
because I am concerned about breast enlargement but I learned that they
have better drugs today. By the way I am 40 years old and 173lb 5'10.
Thanks for any help on this!

If I were in your position, I would focus on diet and lifting routine
before considering drugs.

jP

131313 said:

I was always a small frame and after gaining weight and loosing
weight I became smaller than before. Now I went back to the gym but
I am not getting the results that I am looking for yet. Is there any
cycle or steroids that I can take to improve my mass gain. I never
took anything because I am concerned about breast enlargement but I
learned that they have better drugs today. By the way I am 40 years
old and 173lb 5'10. Thanks for any help on this!

You might want to go to your doctor and get your Testosterone levels
checked. It's possible that they are low. It's far more likely,
however, that you simply need to eat more. If you are naturally thin
at 40 then you almost certainly need a *lot* more calories than you
probably consume to get bigger.

Good Luck,
Jason